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Surname |
First
Name |
Nickname |
Reason |
Firm |
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Abysinan Dateseller |
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Bungey |
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Flamingo |
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Hoze |
Reputed Whanger Size |
Coni Covington |
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Linda |
Lindy Lou /Sperm Bank |
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Lord Lucan |
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Lumumba |
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Jane |
Night Nurse |
Strapping Lass |
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Road Runner |
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Spanner |
Nut Tightner |
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The Coward |
Only 1 VC bro had 2 |
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Bertie |
Top half of Guardsman |
Short |
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Wurzel |
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Winterflood |
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Miss Piggy |
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Ann Bolyn |
Better Headless |
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? |
? |
Hoppy |
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Winterflood |
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Adams |
Roger |
Farmer |
Owns Part of Scotland |
Pinchin Denny |
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Ahern |
Terence |
Major |
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Armstrong |
Debbie |
Grimsby Trawler |
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Bateman |
Ronnie |
The Rat |
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Rowe & Pitman |
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Bellingham |
Keith |
Fatty |
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Boddington |
Peter |
Happy |
Most unlikely |
Pinchin Denny |
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Brampton |
Philip |
Slug |
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Bunton |
Jeff |
Bunters |
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Pinchin Denny |
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Caldecot-Smith |
David |
Panda/Fat Rat |
Cuddly |
Pinchin Denny |
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Calvert |
Malcolm |
Streaky |
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Cazenove |
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Cawkwell |
Simon |
Evil Knievel |
Nasty Shorter |
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Cocklin |
Michael |
Stumpy |
Little Legs |
Pinchin Denny |
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Colville |
Philip |
Kiss of Death |
Halitosis |
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Coulson |
Mike |
Goolie |
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Danes |
Sarah |
Tank Driver |
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Dinsdale |
Colin |
Noddy |
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Dodgson |
Francis |
Dodger |
Stopped a train |
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Eaton |
Douglas |
Smug Doug |
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Ellis |
Robert |
Submarine Joe |
Don't most things go under? |
Ellis & Partners |
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Enever |
Mike |
Cranston |
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Coni Covington |
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Evans |
Bruce |
Bobby Charlton |
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Evans |
Christine |
Super Bum |
Huge Arse |
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Farage |
Guy |
Manuel |
As in Fawlty |
Coni Covington |
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Faure |
Adrian |
Fat Man |
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Pinchin Denny |
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Ferguson-Davy |
Jonathan |
Goose |
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Forrester |
Rory |
500 Rory |
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Foster |
John |
CWC |
Cunt with Carnation |
Coni Covington |
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Franklin |
Tony |
Prince |
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Franklin |
Roger |
Puff & Snatch |
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Gavitas |
Eric |
Turin Shroud |
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Gerrard |
Hillary |
Hairy Fried Egg |
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Gilbert |
Colin |
Gipsy Jack |
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Goddenough |
Leslie |
Greasey Fried Egg |
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Graveney |
Ralph |
Tom/Auntie |
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Gregory |
Brian |
Crocodile |
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Harris |
Richard |
Chopper |
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Pinchin Denny |
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Hayes |
Ray |
Walkie Talkie |
Loved his Radio/Telephone |
Mullens |
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Hills |
Johnny |
Hackney Gurkha |
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Smith Bros |
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Holmes |
John |
Holiday |
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Holmes |
Derek |
White Rat |
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Houseman |
John |
Smash & Grab |
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Jacobs |
Nick |
Rat |
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Coni Covington |
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Jamieson |
Ian |
Badger |
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Jenkins |
Peter |
Jigger |
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Akroyd & Smithers |
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Johnson |
Colin |
Oldest Bluebutton |
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Kemp |
Alan |
Bald Eagle |
Alepetia |
Kemp Mitchell |
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Laird-Craig |
Diana |
Witch |
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Langmead |
Dave |
Dansak Dave |
Curry Eater |
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Lee |
John |
Liquid Lee |
Liked Kummel |
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Ling |
Ken |
Tailors Dummy |
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Lowson |
Malcolm |
Mad Mitch |
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Lucas |
Roger |
Spanish Bullfighter |
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Lyon |
Jeremy |
Herr Sprinkel |
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Pinchin Denny |
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Mackley |
Brian |
Earl of Essex |
Pretensions of grandeur |
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Marchant |
John |
Godalming John |
Lived there |
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Martin |
John |
Slasher |
Bloody wrists |
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McDonald |
Ian |
Pixie |
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Durlacher |
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McGlynn |
Mike |
Bomber |
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McKnee |
Vince |
Duck |
Always Squawking |
Akroyd & Smithers |
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Miller |
George |
Suits |
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Chapman & Rowe |
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Mitchell |
? |
Tojo |
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R J Thopmson & Co |
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Monique |
Stuart |
Stew The Jew |
One of the chosen |
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Morse |
Mike |
Clockwork Mouse |
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Murtons |
Roy |
Parrot |
Looked over your shoulder |
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Nelson |
Andy |
Drain |
Mini Sewer |
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Nelson |
Alistair |
Sewer |
Ate, drank anything |
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Norris |
Mike |
Nosher |
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Norton |
Tony |
Porky |
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Oakley |
Geoff |
Euro Fizz |
Drank Lager |
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Oxlade |
Mike |
Smash & Grab |
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Panzetta |
Jack |
Mafia Jack |
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Parnes |
Tony |
Animal |
Manners of an |
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Payne |
Richard |
Pinkie |
Drank pink gin |
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Perry |
Ivan |
Joe |
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Smith Bros |
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Peyton |
Brian |
Snatcher |
Removed P/c's helmet |
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Pinkus |
Adrian |
Gas Mask |
Face of a |
Smith Bros |
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Plumb |
Vic |
Shark Bait |
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Powell |
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Copper |
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Pinchin Denny |
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Powell |
Lewis |
Louis the Lip |
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Quilter |
Keith |
Poisoned Dwarf |
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Pinchin Denny |
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Quirk |
Patrick |
Ginger |
Red pubes |
Coni Covington |
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Robin |
Tony |
Basil / Bimbo/Robocop |
Similarity to Fawlty |
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Rushbrook |
Robin |
Murderer |
Breath kills at 100 yrds |
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Ryder |
David |
CC Rider |
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White & Cheesman |
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Ryland |
Peter |
Boots |
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Scrase |
Tom |
Planet |
Of the Apes |
Kemp Mitchell |
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Sholomeyer |
Tony |
Arab |
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Silver |
David |
Hi Ho |
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Smith Bros |
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Somerset-Leeke |
Michael |
Springer |
Geddit? |
Coni Covington |
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Sperling |
Stuart |
Cabby |
Short Fat Bald |
Smith Bros |
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Stungo |
Ian |
Mr Punch |
Special Nose |
Kemp Mitchell |
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Sulivan |
Elizabeth |
Sweaty Betty |
Wore gallons of perfume |
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Tipping |
Robert |
Bodge |
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Tyjas |
Tony |
Portuguese Cabin Boy |
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Upfold |
Ken |
Umbrella Man |
Sold 'em |
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Voss-Smith |
Dave |
Abbo |
Ozzie Stinker |
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Wayne |
Nigel |
Tweedle Dee |
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Kemp Mitchell |
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Wayne |
Mark |
Tweedle Dum |
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Kemp Mitchell |
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Wexham |
A |
Sporting Sam |
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Williams |
Keith |
Bearded Clam |
Sewn up pockets |
Rowe & Pitman |
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Williams |
Roy |
Puffer |
Talked his book |
Pinchin Denny |
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Wilson |
John |
Jumbo |
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Wilson-Stephens |
Robert |
Rhino |
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Pinchin Denny |
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Wright |
Colin |
Snake |
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Trigg |
David |
Trigger |
Good Pistol Shot |
Ellis & Partners |
 
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